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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

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fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

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deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

faultinourstarsmovie:

The Fault in Our Stars national tour kicks off in New York City on Sunday, May 4th at 1:30pm EST. John Green and members of the cast will chat about the movie and announce the winning states of the Demand Our Stars tour.

To stream the event LIVE and watch it with nerdfighters in your area, register your own Tumblr Meet-up here. Make sure to include “TFIOS” in the “venue” line and register by Friday 4/25 to receive a kit full of Tumblr swag. (Meet-up kits for US meet-ups only)

basedgosh:

sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening

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tfiosmovienews:

John Green will be attending the first annual BookCon this May in NYC to talk about the movie adaptation, more info here.

hawk222:

martininamerica:

stephank:

martininamerica:

mariktweetums:

martininamerica:

That Erwin Smith guy is my new favorite Attack On Titan character.

I’d give my right arm to be as cool as him.

I don’t know he’s not Half as cool as Marco

On the other hand, Eren’s mum just bites.

I think Franz was obviously the best character. Though, he never got much screen time, so I don’t really have a leg to stand on.

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He ain’t half bad.

I’ve got a bit of a crush on Petra.

officialfrenchtoast:

in a few years ill be an adult and i still dont know wtf im going to do in my life haha

basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

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ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep